It's Not All Black and White

Friday, September 7, 2007

A Friday Funny

I get some pretty funny emails, especially from one of my friends in particular. I've been meaning to start sharing one each Friday. Well, today's the day I finally get it done. As I said, this is from a circulating email, so you may have heard it already.


WHY PARENTS DRINK:

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.



Bwahahahahahaha!

13 comments:

Kacey Elliott said...

Glad to see that you still have a sense of humor :-) I know many a kid that could have used this to avoid the wrath of mom and dad :-) Love it!

Tracey said...

Very good - pmsl!

KYLIE said...

You made my day!

lorrietori said...

This is hilarious! I've seen it before, but it still makes me laugh! Thanks for sharing!
~Lorrie

Rose Ann said...

You had me. It's a goodie. Thanks for sharing!

Lauren (mytime) said...

OMG! Im laughing OUT LOUD!! That is hilarious.

Gina K. said...

I read this to my hubby and he died laughing! So creative. Love it!
Thanks for the giggle!

Christina Fischer said...

Too funny!! I have two teenagers at home, so this made my day!! :)

Leslie Miller said...

Oh, my gosh! I laughed so hard at this!! I haven't seen this one. I raised a boy and this almost sounds like something he would write. Too dang funny. I've GOT to keep this one for future reference. Thanks so much!!

Charmaine (CharmWarm on SCS) said...

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

Chris Scrappin and Stampin in Texas said...

that was hilarious...My whole office laughed. I will have to share this with my 15 year old son...but thank goodness I don't have to worry about his grades. Thanks Bethany for the great laugh. Chris

sophia landry said...

Oh my Gosh, that is so funny, loved it, made my day look right up!

Julia Stainton said...

Bwahahahahahaha this is totally hilarious! OK Point taken! You must live with teenagers too!