It's Not All Black and White

Friday, February 29, 2008

The Friday Funny

Hey all! Sorry I've been MIA for a few days. I've been sick ALL WEEK. It's actually really getting on my nerves at this point. And I'm supposed to go to the theater tonight. Yeah, that will be fun while my nose is dripping and I'm hawking up phlegm. Maybe a little too much information? Sorry. There's been pretty much no stamping going on all week here. But I am actually remembering to post a Friday Funny. Enjoy!

Estate Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are much better at estate planning than men.

5 comments:

Flossie's Follies said...

Feel better soon, love your joke, so true.

adelina said...

hysterical!

Dawn Easton said...

Sorry you're not feeling well...hope you do okay at the theatre!
LOL @ the joke...I enjoy reading them each week ;)

Rose Ann said...

I'm so sorry you haven't been feeling well! I love your Friday Funny, though!! Very good! ;)

diane mcvey said...

Hahaha, sounds like a smart woman! LOL
Love your cards, your blog is great...so sorry you have been sick! We've had all that here too, NO FUN!
Have a great week...
:D