It's Not All Black and White

Friday, June 26, 2009

How About a Friday Funny?

It's been QUITE a while, hasn't it? So, here ya go!

Morris and his wife Esther went to the State Fair every year,
And every year Morris would say,
'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied,
'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,
And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'.
One year Esther and Morris went to the Fair, and Morris said,
'Esther, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied,
'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied,'Well, to tell you the truth,I almost said something when Esther fell out,
But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'


Stacy Morgan said...

bawhahaha... So funny. Yes it has been awhile for a friday funny! I love them. Have a great day Bethany!

Maren said...

Too funny! :)
BTW-thanks for letting me know about the blue cover on my blog...I am not sure how that happened..but not surprised at all with my limited knowledge of technology. :) LOL!! :) Have a great weekend!

Cheryl said...

OMG that was funny,it always seems to be a dig at the women in the end of these funny

Crafty Math Chick said...

HA! When I checked your blog today I thought "HOORAY! A Friday Funny!" I really look forward to these. It was a good one Bethany - thank you! Happy Weekend!

yvette said...

That was so funny thanks Bethany

dolcreations said...

I found your blog through Michelle Woodersons blog and so glad that I did. I love the cards that you do!
I will definetly be following your blog!

Julee (Vervegirl) said...

OMGoodnes, I just laughed so hard my head hurts! That was hilarious, Bethany! :)

Kim said...

I laughed out loud on that one and i am gonna have to email it to my husband. Too funny!

Leslie Miller said...

Oh, my gosh! I laughed so hard! Good one!