It's Not All Black and White

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Friday Funny

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, " Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery! "

The husband said, " Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff? "

"Doesn't matter, " she said. " Just get out. "


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

" Read it? " the Polish guy replied, " I know the guy. "


Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, " I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent. "

"Thank God, " said an elderly nun at the back. " I'm so tired of chardonnay. "


Beth Thomas said...

My 4-year-old daughter is having a difficult time going to sleep tonight(it's 12am at our house right now) and momma is so... tired! Your chuckle was just what the doctor ordered!

Julee (Vervegirl) said...

So hilarious! Love the lottery one - thanks for a great laugh!

Rose Ann said...

Love your funnies, Bethany!! Always good for a laugh!

Dawn Easton said...

Thanks for the giggles Bethany! I always look forward to your little jokes on Friday :)

Anonymous said...

Love your funnies - especially the lottery winner! Thanks for a smile.

Janine said...

These are too funny!!

Carrie said...

Too funny - thanks for the laugh

Alex said...

Totally funny - I love that lottery joke though, I laughed out loud!!! Thanks for sharing, you made me smile! *STAMPIN HUGS* Alex

Michele Kovack said...

I am cracking up over here!!! : )