Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
He said; “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”
When Mr. Johnson returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped almost twenty pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor told him. “You did this just by following my instructions?”
The slimmed down Mr. Johnson nodded. “I’ll tell you, though, I though I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean.”
“No,” replied Mr. Johnson, “from skipping.”
Friday, August 21, 2009
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4 comments:
LOL Maybe I should try that skipping. hehe
Cute! I look forward to my Friday funny from you every week Bethany, thanks. Off to google the number of calories burned by skipping, maybe I need to try it too!
bawhahaha... Maybe that's the trick everyone needs to know. lol
thanks for the laugh! I've not been feeling so great lately and needed this.
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